tmh8286 Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 According to this academician, the USA will break apart and the southern states will become a part of Mexico!! Arriba!! Arriba!! Alaska, with all of it's oil reserves and all, will of course return to Russia, and, a mere seventy years after bombing Pearl Harbor, the Japanese will at last get their hands on Hawaii. As if Things Weren't Bad Enough, Russian Professor Predicts End of U.S. I'm sure glad this is all happening on Barak's watch, and not on George's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Cornelius Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 I see conference realignments!!! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORU Eli Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 I think we can agree its all kinda hokey pokey but not since the days of Santa Anna and the Alamo has Mexico done anything to think it would/could annex or influence anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Minyard Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 It might sound kind of stupid, but I don't think sports would allow something like that to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Cornelius Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Besides the initial theory, I found the boundaries the professor chose a little strange. Would you really include North and South Carolina with the Northeast or Utah with a Californian Republic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmh8286 Posted December 30, 2008 Author Share Posted December 30, 2008 Besides the initial theory, I found the boundaries the professor chose a little strange. Would you really include North and South Carolina with the Northeast or Utah with a Californian Republic? I found it a little strange that he placed the "California Republic" under Chinese rule. What, we're just going to divide the states and each section go to the highest bidder? Or is he suggesting that the western US will be invaded by China? Even more strange that CANADA, for crying out loud, would control the central states. (Please don't tell "J" I said that !) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ORU Eli Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Utah would probably become its own independently ruled Mormon Republic with top exports coming from the holy underwear and decaffinated soda pop industries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmh8286 Posted December 30, 2008 Author Share Posted December 30, 2008 Besides the initial theory, I found the boundaries the professor chose a little strange. Would you really include North and South Carolina with the Northeast or Utah with a Californian Republic? You know, I didn't really think about the state groupings before you brought them up, Dr. C, but there are so many incongruous connections on that map you HAVE to figure it was created by someone COMPLETELY unfamiliar with the US. I think you have to figure the same thing about the whole theory. Wishful thinking by an old-school communist academic, I believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Cornelius Posted December 30, 2008 Share Posted December 30, 2008 Utah would probably become its own independently ruled Mormon Republic with top exports coming from the holy underwear and decaffinated soda pop industries. I'm totally in. I'm also surprised this thread has gone this long without a reference to... Which MGM is supposedly remaking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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