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22 hours ago, Texasgrip said:

JJ is tough to take year in and year out. But he had no reason to lie when he said he made close to a $200M offer to Parsons. Sounds like Parson's agent blew it to me.

REALLY hate to lose Micah, but two first-rounders isn't nothing. Time will tell...I think a lot will be forgotten when the Cowboys smoke the Eagles next week. 😆

I blame Jerry and I will always blame Jerry...for everything.  Here's a very insightful article about how Jerry and Stephen have mismanaged the salary cap for years.  This is isn't hindsight.  I have been saying this since Jerry did the Ezekiel Elliot contract instead of extending Dak.  Cowboy fans would be better off if Jed and Jethro were running the team.

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DALLAS, TX — The Dallas Cowboys organization has officially moved to invoke the 25th amendment in order to remove owner Jerry Jones from power.

Sources within the organization felt that the body of evidence showing Jones to be mentally incapacitated had reached undeniable levels.

"It's about time," said long-suffering Cowboys fan Harold Martindale. "We loved Jerry, but the man is clearly no longer capable of coherent thought. As he has proven in so, so many ways, he is no longer capable of serving as the owner of the Dallas Cowboys. This is precisely why the 25th amendment exists in this great country."

According to witnesses, tensions ran high as Cowboys executives broke the news to Jones. "We'd say this was a tough decision, but honestly that would be a lie," said manager of player operations Joe Stanton. "All the executives, players, cheerleaders, and every single fan on planet earth is in agreement. We're sorry, Jerry. Honestly, that's not true either, we're pretty stoked."

At publishing time, Cowboys executives had admitted that Jones had been incapacitated for twenty years, they'd just been willing to overlook it because of the Jimmy Johnson era.

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Eagles  1-0   Cowboys 0-1   Just sayin'.......

Agree not a thing of beauty but a W is a W.....and if you are wondering....TheEagleman not happy with Jalen Carter....can't be immature and do what he did.....I dont care for Dak either but we all know spitting on people is not acceptable....he will likely be suspended for next week a rematch of Super Bowl 59 in Kansas City and deservedly so......GO BIRDS!!! 

And Jerry J looked like he had maybe a dozen Gin and Tonics by the end of the night.....Image result for jerry jones drunk images

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Image result for andy reid after loss to Eagles Same old Same old, ANDY!!!  Enjoy 0-2......😎

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