No way of "knowing your geography at this time"?
What, do you use a sextant or something and it's too cloudy?
ORU is in Tulsa, OK. You remember Tulsa: "America's Most Livable City", and the place where Valpo has never won a game on any court.
Valparaiso is in Valparaiso, Indiana - infamous as a hotbed for the KKK, and Al Capone's favorite place for bootlegging moonshine.
That's all the help you're getting.
And as for your profane cliche earlier: it may be a "fairly common expression" in the bar or bowling alley where you grew up, but for the rest of us with college educations and professional jobs, it's a clear indication of ignorance.
But considering the source, I suppose we really shouldn't be surprised...